1 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,520 trunk ready. Ricky's going on tour, you know. 2 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,360 Really? Yeah, he's taking the band on the road for three weeks. 3 00:00:56,580 --> 00:00:57,499 Oh. 4 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,760 Well, I guess this is big enough for my clothes. What can I find for Ricky's 5 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,760 things now? 6 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,900 Well, I guess this will do. 7 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:10,260 You mean you're going with him? 8 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:13,460 Why, sure. You don't think he'd go away for three weeks and leave me here all 9 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:14,460 alone, do you? 10 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:19,200 Um, no, I guess not. Besides, what fun could he have on the road all alone with 11 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,200 just the boys and the band? 12 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,640 it yet. 13 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:41,400 Oh, look at all the junk in here. Oh, here's that fish that Ricky caught in 14 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,960 Chautauqua. He had it mounted. 15 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:47,000 My, a rainbow sardine. 16 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:50,880 Oh, Echo, look at this. 17 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,240 Would you believe it? Five years ago, I wore this on Fifth Avenue, and I was the 18 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,740 hit of the Easter parade. 19 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,640 Oh, you must have been a doll. 20 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,600 Bravo period. 21 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Oh, no. 22 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:10,180 I'll bet I marched a million miles for that stale football player. 23 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:15,260 Well, enough of my grimy amours. I've got to get this trunk out of here. I'll 24 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,560 get Fred to haul it down for you. 25 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:46,310 I got the flu, and I got to replace him, and the tailor won't have my tuxedo 26 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,310 ready in time. 27 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,690 Oh, that's too bad. 28 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,310 He won't have it ready till Friday, and we got to leave Wednesday. 29 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:53,070 Would you do me a favor and send it to me? 30 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:55,370 Send it to you? Yes, please. 31 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:59,050 Well, I wasn't figuring on being here. 32 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:01,890 Oh, you didn't tell me you were planning to go out of town, too. 33 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,170 You going to visit your mother? 34 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:05,230 No. 35 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:13,780 I know it's presumptuous of me. I'm only your wife, but I kind of expected to go 36 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:14,659 along, too. 37 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,280 Oh, no, honey. No, no. That's impossible. 38 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,160 Why? Well, that's just out of the question. That's all. Now, I'll write 39 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,180 address for you, and you can mail the tuxedo out to me. 40 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,980 I think I will visit my mother permanently. 41 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,940 Now, look, honey. Let's not have a scene. 42 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,640 Well, why can't I go along, too? 43 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,720 Honey, we're doing one -nighters. One -night style. 44 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:44,640 Besides, we're going on a bus. We need every inch of space for the people in 45 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,300 show. Maybe I could lie up on top of the luggage? 46 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:50,540 Honey, just relax, will you? 47 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,840 Here's the address. I've got to call some saxophone players. 48 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:21,940 Like in Cuba. 49 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,240 Look, honey, even if you could play, you couldn't go on the tour. 50 00:06:57,540 --> 00:07:01,320 You couldn't travel with a bunch of men. You wouldn't fit in. You're not one of 51 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,320 the boys. 52 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,080 What about your harp player, Nancy? 53 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,240 She's not going, and neither are you. 54 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,480 Hello, Ned? 55 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,540 Look, Ned, this is Ricky Ricardo. 56 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,020 We're having rehearsals tomorrow at 3 o 'clock in the afternoon. 57 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,020 now some saxophone players. Could you be down? 58 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:15,310 I thought there was something wrong with the plumbing. 59 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:20,870 Oh, Fred, come here a minute. 60 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,970 Fred, you used to be around with a lot of musicians when you were in 61 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:27,789 didn't you? 62 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:28,790 Yeah, why? 63 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:32,070 Well, the real reason Ricky won't let me go on tour with him is because he 64 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:33,590 doesn't think I'll fit in with the musicians. 65 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:37,730 What can I do to show him that I'm one of the boys? You know, how can I act 66 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:38,549 a musician? 67 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:39,509 Well, that's easy. 68 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:40,510 Stay up late. 69 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:46,580 Get circles under your eyes and read nothing but the racing form. 70 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:49,840 No. 71 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,740 No, Fred, I'm serious. 72 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,740 Tell me how to act like one of the fellas. All right, all right, then. I 73 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:58,420 tell you. Now, first you gotta dress like musicians. 74 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,460 Oh? They have their own get -ups. 75 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:02,540 Then you have to speak their language. 76 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:04,800 They don't talk like human beings. 77 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,280 They don't? No. 78 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:08,960 When one musician meets another musician... 79 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,610 That's good, Ralph. You got yourself a job. 80 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:26,150 Will you go in the office and make the deal? 81 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:27,890 Thanks, Rick. You're welcome. 82 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:31,230 All right, fellas, let's take 628, eh? 83 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,329 Got it? 84 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,129 Here we go. 85 00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:36,130 One, two... 86 00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:56,790 I can't make up my mind. 87 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,500 I come as a big surprise to you after that brilliant audition that you just 88 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,500 us. Yeah, Dad. 89 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,800 But you cannot have the job. 90 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,080 Oh. 91 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:12,720 When I go on the road, I want you to stay home and be a good little girl. 92 00:13:58,860 --> 00:13:59,860 want with him? 93 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,780 Meet my secret lover. 94 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,380 What are you talking about? 95 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:10,420 Well, yesterday down at rehearsal I got a wonderful idea. 96 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:14,120 You know, I think Ricky would take me on tour with him if I can convince him of 97 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120 one thing. 98 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,240 What? That it isn't safe to leave me at home. 99 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,120 I don't get you. 100 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:24,940 Well, I'm just going to leave these things lying around, and when Ricky 101 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:28,500 home and finds them, I'm going to be very flustered, and I'm going to be 102 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,780 to explain to whom they belong. 103 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,040 You mean he'll think you've got a... Uh -huh. 104 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,840 Oh, 105 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,060 come now, it isn't that funny. 106 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:51,060 You think you're safe? You better be careful. You know Ricky's temper. 107 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,380 Well, you keep an ear cocked, and if you hear too much commotion, you come up 108 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,380 and save me, huh? 109 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:58,160 Okay. I hope I get here on time. Okay. 110 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,940 You're home so soon. I didn't expect you to come so soon. I thought you'd call 111 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,000 like you usually do. 112 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,220 Oh. 113 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,540 I sure wish you'd call. 114 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,580 Gee, don't you look nice. 115 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,220 Where did you go this afternoon? 116 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,580 Oh, nowhere. 117 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,720 Nowhere at all. 118 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,180 Oh, why are you all dressed up for? No reason. No reason. 119 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:09,210 Sure, dear. 120 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,050 Thank you. 121 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,180 Lucy? Yes, dear? 122 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,420 What is this? 123 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,560 must have shrunk. 124 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,859 I suppose these are my gloves, too. 125 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,040 Lucy, who was here this afternoon? 126 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,440 No one, no one, really. 127 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,260 Lucy, this hat, these gloves. 128 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,080 Hey, he must still be here. 129 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:35,100 Where is he? I don't know what you're talking about. And don't you go in that 130 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,100 bedroom. 131 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:04,590 Lucy, who is he? I don't know what you're talking about. My goodness, if 132 00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:07,170 going to act like this, I'll be glad to have you away for three weeks. 133 00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:11,570 Now, Lucy, I'm telling you, I just didn't mean to... Hey, what's all the 134 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:14,190 up here? Fred, I'm glad you're here. Maybe you can calm him down. 135 00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:15,650 I've had enough. 136 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:24,610 What's the matter, Rick? 137 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,870 Oh, Fred, something awful happened. 138 00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:30,569 Pull yourself together. 139 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,670 Pull yourself together and tell me all about it. 140 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,650 Well, I don't know how to tell you about it. I don't know how to start. I just 141 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,850 came home here. What's my hat doing up here? 142 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:47,350 The most important thing is I came home... Did you say your hat? 143 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:48,950 Yes, my old derby. 144 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,189 Are you sure? 145 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,350 Sure, I'm sure. Look. 146 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,330 Feels pretty good. 147 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:58,610 Looks pretty good, too. I think I'll start wearing it again. 148 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,040 suppose these are your gloves, too? 149 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,860 Yeah, those are my gloves. 150 00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:08,480 It couldn't be him. 151 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:16,500 I wonder why Lucy... Why, the little devil. 152 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,860 She wants to make me jealous, so I take her on that tour with me. 153 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,040 You mean she's pretending that these things belong to another man? 154 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,900 Yeah. Not that I believed her for a minute. 155 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:38,270 She was pretending that this fellow was in the closet all the... Hey, wait a 156 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:39,270 minute. 157 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:43,090 Wait a minute. What's that gleam in your eye? 158 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:47,870 Oh, I'm gonna catch that little red -headed mouse in her own trap. 159 00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:49,110 How? 160 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:52,590 I'm gonna get a real guy to come over here tonight. 161 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,570 I'm gonna hide him in that closet. 162 00:19:56,830 --> 00:20:00,230 And I'm gonna say to her, someone is hiding in that closet. 163 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,230 And then I will demand... that she opens the door. 164 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,830 And when she does, brother, will she be surprised. 165 00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:13,090 I'm going to call the musicians' union. I'll bet that Julie will dig up someone 166 00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:14,090 for me. 167 00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:15,790 That's a pretty dirty trick. 168 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,210 Yeah, I know. 169 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,980 Listen, Julie, will you do me a favor? 170 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,620 I want you to dig up some guy for me, someone that I don't know. 171 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,040 Wait a minute. 172 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,580 Make it three or four guys. 173 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,210 would have such an awful effect on you. 174 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:06,650 Not have an effect on me? 175 00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,650 When my happy home is turned asunder? 176 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,470 Oh, honey, your happy home is not turned asunder. 177 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:20,290 Look, Ricky, I thought maybe if I could make you jealous, you'd take me on your 178 00:21:20,290 --> 00:21:21,209 trip with you. 179 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:24,010 There isn't anyone else, honey. I just made that up. 180 00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:26,450 No, don't try to make me feel good. 181 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,710 I heard that guy come out of that closet and go out the front door. 182 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:31,650 No, honey, I did that. 183 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:39,470 I slammed it. Then I went to the front door and I slammed it. 184 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:40,710 That's impossible. 185 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:42,410 All right, it's impossible. 186 00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:44,530 It is impossible. 187 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,250 It is physically impossible. 188 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,600 who's in that closet. No. 189 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 No, no. 190 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:27,280 No. Whoever's in that closet better come out. 191 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,520 It's no use pretending. 192 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:31,699 He caught us. 193 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,760 What are you talking about? 194 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,160 I never saw this man before in my life. 195 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:39,240 If you never saw him before in your life, how come he's in that closet? I 196 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240 know. 197 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,300 Now, Lucy, I want an answer. 198 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,289 Why don't you tell the truth? 199 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,610 Yes, Lucy, tell the truth. Oh, shut up! 200 00:22:58,350 --> 00:23:03,950 Look, Ricky, if I'd known there was anybody in there, do you think I'd... 201 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,080 She must have been terribly upset to be gone this long. 202 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,480 Hello? Hello, Ricky, this is Julie. 203 00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:07,920 Oh, hello, Julie. Gee, I should have called you sooner, but I've been trying 204 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,660 over town and there's just no soap. 205 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,020 What are you talking about, Julie? 206 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,940 Well, I'm sorry, but I couldn't find anybody to send over there tonight. 207 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:16,260 Well, that's all right. 208 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,660 Love, Lucy is a Desilu production.